Monday, February 4, 2008
Things you can’t say to Baby Benny
Like most pugs Benny is very alert and listens closely when you speak. You might not even be speaking directly to him, but he always has an ear out listening to the words you are speaking. This is all well and good, except for the fact that there are a few words that you can not say to Benny unless you really mean it. Here are a few.
Hungry
Use this word in any sentence and Benjamin will not calm down until you feed him. I think this all started because when him and Henry were pups I always asked them “Are you hungry?” before I fed them. Why? I don’t know. The answer was always a resounding YES. I must have asked them too many times because now you can’t even use the word hungry in any sentence without Benny thinking it is time to eat.
Breakfast, Dinner, Snack or Treat
Unless you are feeding Benny all of these words are off limit. Say any of them and he automatically assumes it is feeding time. It has gotten so bad that we had to start referring to things like our dinner as “D”. We’ll say things like, “So what’s for D?”
Wanna
Benjamin assumes that any sentence that has the word wanna is a question and his answer is always YES. This probably came from me asking them, “Do you wanna go for a walk?” or “Do you wanna go for a car ride?” So if Benny hears the word “wanna” he automatically assumes he is going for a walk or a ride in the car. Even if you ask him something like “Wanna get a bath?” He still assumes he is going to do something fun. He’s definitely an optimist.
What are your pug’s favorite words?
Lola's Mum
02/04/2008
Hahahaha!!! Wee Lola is exactly the same way! I cannot say Hungry, Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, Adventure, Friend, Greyhounds…the list goes on! And for some reason, she goes mad barking at me when I say “Monkeyboots” or “PBJammies” (don’t ask!).